2018? Completed it mate.

First and foremost – big dog points to whoever gets the reference in the title of this post. You a real MVP. Hi. Yeah. It’s me. I realise I haven’t been very active on this blog the second half of the year and I can only apologise. I guess I’ve had a lot on my […]

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Guess Who Back In The House…

Heels click clackin about! Hello you lovely lot. As you may have noticed I’ve neglected this blog for a few months, and I kinda feel like I owe everyone an explanation. Well, not everyone. I don’t like everyone. Especially people that eat the gherkins in McDonald’s double cheeseburgers. Cretins. So as you may or may […]

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To Him; Part 1.

*scoots in*¬†AYO SIS! Hello you lot. I’m baaaaaaack! I’ve started a few blogs off the past week or so but I haven’t had the metaphorical balls to post them because I don’t want everyone to think I live in misery. So here’s the first. It’s different to the rest of my posts because it’s something […]

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Taking the Mask Off

Ite lads!¬†Cheers for the 90% positive reaction to my last post. Means the bloody world. The 10% negative reaction comes from insecure people and promotions that continue to book offenders and second-rate Adam Blampieds, so to be fair I’d be mad if some little ginger gal could expose my business too. I wish I knew […]

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Just a small town girl…

*takes off horse mask* HIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE! Hello humans and/or intelligent life forms. My name is Emily, shortened to Em because.. ya know.. easiness. I also go by Dizz to some of my pals. Yes having a drug reference for a nickname is fab. Think I got that nickname in Thekla after an incident in the toilets, […]

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