It’s that time of year again
Where there’s no escaping it
The ghosts of our Christmas past
All the sounds and smells of it
The same songs at every store
The color scheme is such a bore, but
I always get roped back in
Against my will I’m caroling, yeah
I hate Christmas cuz of you
At every opportunity for peace
It’s violence you choose
I wish you nothing but the worst
I hope you get what you deserve
Yeah, I hate Christmas
Not nearly as much as I hate you
The second the season hits
An echo chamber relentless
All the disrespect you gave
No getting back all that you’ve taken
All year long I build me up
Been healing lately, feeling tough
But soon as I hear “All I Want”
I’m breaking down, It’s all your fault cuz
I Hate Christmas cuz of you
At every opportunity for peace
It’s vi-o-lence you choose
I wish you nothing but the worst
I hope you get what you deserve
Yeah, I hate Christmas
Not nearly as much as I hate you
And all the selfish things you do
You stole my heart and broke it too
And blew so much smoke up my ass
Until I combusted into
A million pieces in the sky
Everyone watching as I cried
I picked the pieces up alone
And though I’ve blocked you on my phone
I still hate you
I hate Christmas cuz of you
At every opportunity for peace
It's violence you choose
I wish you nothing but the worst
I hope you get what you deserve
Yeah, I hate Christmas
Not nearly as much as I hate you
I hate Christmas cuz of you
Oh, and it's all because of you
